However, I'm now left with the utter need to read Hephaestion/Bagoas stories (of all things)! Why, I can't tell you. Perhaps for the sheer wrongness that it presents; there is no circumstance where that falls out well. And let me tell you, the internet is severely lacking in such fic (that I can find). What I've found I've quite liked (note to self: remember to drop some feedback the authors' way) but there just simply isn't enough. Don't make me write it myself as I'm sure that'd be an utter disaster. The idea of writing Hephaestion leaves me feeling daunted.
*I love narrators that you are never quite sure you can trust. It is the same reason I adore Ian McEwan's stories.